So I’m at the local Petsmart with my mother buying dog food today. She decides the dog deserves some treats and we come across this display of treats. Now I know that they did look similar to Cheetos and what not, but this is PETSMART and we were in the middle of the store. My dearest mother goes, “Are these for dogs?” No they’re for people. Can I have a bag?
…Here’s your sign. I know. I’m a bad daughter.